Lexx

the show with the security guard cl-ss 4 stanley tweedle, the beautiful love-slave zev/xev, the dead man in black kai, the in-love robot head 790, and the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes, the lexx.
“tell the lexx to eat holland”
“gee, aren’t there people living in holland?”
“yes, but they’re dutch, so they’re used to suffering”
the greatest show in the two universes!!
it is about a security guard named stanley tweedle who accidentally got the key to the most powerful (and most phallic) ship in the two universes. hence he becomes the capitan. a love slave named zev, who used to be ugly but became pretty when she fell in a machine with a cl-ster lizard joins him as she is running away from the competent security guards. on the ship they meet kai a dead warrior from an ancient race who was reanimated by the very person he meant to kill to become an -ss-ssin. they also meet a robot head named 790 who can control all machines but for some reason falls in love with the crew originally with zev then with kai he now hates zev because he thinks she is trying to take kai away from him. zev was changed into and even hotter xev in the 2nd season when she died and was reborn from a man eating plant/girl named lyka. the go on many adventures starting in their own backwards yet advanced and organized universe, then comming to our universe first in heaven and h-ll, then it got really good on earth when they got political.
“s-x is fun but it is also known to have side effects, one of which is children” kai

i wrote a deffinition about 2 years before this one and since then have bought every episode and watched them twice (except the fire and water part i only watched those once) and i still say it is the best show ever, it is somewhat remincent of fifth element in style to any of you who may be considering watching it.
a really strange sci-fi show that got even funnier when they came to earth.
george bush: “-and that’s why i think we should send all those bad j-panese people back to…..j-panese-land! so remember, be careful how you eat your cheese around the j-panese!”
lexx rules all!
lexx is usually mexican, has big b–bs and a nice -ss. they usually aren’t shy and certanly aren’t afraid to get down and dirty!
guy 1: look at lexx’s -ss man!
guy 2:i know right! check out her b–bs! they’re huge!
guy 1: d-mn i’d do her!
guy 2: same!
the greatest show in the two universes!!
it is about a security guard named stanley tweedle who accidentally got the key to the most powerful (and most phallic) ship in the two universes. hence he becomes the capitan. a love slave named zev, who used to be ugly but became pretty when she fell in a machine with a cl-ster lizard joins him as she is running away from the competent security guards. on the ship they meet kai a dead warrior from an ancient race who was reanimated by the very person he meant to kill to become an -ss-ssin. they also meet a robot head named 790 who can control all machines but for some reason falls in love with the crew originally with zev then with kai he now hates zev because he thinks she is trying to take kai away from him. i think he might have fallen in love with stanley for an episode as well but i saw that one years ago and do not remember.
if you are reading this you either love it or hate it as with most additions on this web site. in either case you probably know as much if not more than me already. the only exception is those who hate some one with lexx as an sn. for those of you who fall under this category, i pity your ignorance.
a show made in canada about three aliens who look like people who fly around in a sp-ce ship that looks like a p-n-s.
lexx is the best show ever! i’m going to go goo to pictures of xenia seeburg now.