Leyla
an awesome girl. funny, smart, pretty. found in coffee shops and cool bars. likes great music. writes really well.
totally not a hipster.
brunette, loveable, a great girlfriend and friend to have.
named for the eric clapton song, and yes, she’s heard the song before, so don’t f-cking ask her about it.
i just ran into leyla, and now my day is totally awesome!
or
leyla! you got me on my knees!
that girl with a smile that wouldn’t mind ripping the pants you have on. right now. as in right now. ooops there it goes.
she might leave you bone dry when she is done, good isn’t it?
ohh leyla i didn’t know you can do that with your tongue.
super nice, funny, sweet. likes to jump around and laugh a lot.
when she jumps around she thinks she is dancing.
oh that girl is leyla! shes really funny, but dont let her dance.
a b-tch, with a b-tt-chin.
b: have you seen leyla?
a: i don’t know where that b-tch is.
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