Lezanne
wild girl with wild hair and even wilder wanderl-st. often seen with one or all of these objects: camera, gl-ss o wine, p-ssport, truffle. spells neighbour like the queen. grew up dancing with peac-cks.
i need a vacation like a lezanne needs panama.
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when someone gets f-cked up the nose with a little p-n-s (while flaring their nostrils) until a gooey juice oozes out. the one getting f-cked should also suck the mans ball sack until he c-ms up her nose. most of the time its done with children because their the only ones with little enough p-n-s’. […]
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