lezbean

variant spelling of lesbian
‘aye,’ affirms margaret-anne as they walk off. ‘f-ckin lezbeans.’
– christopher brookmyre, ‘a tale etched in blood and hard black pencil’, little brown, london, 2006, p281
a bean you plant that in time grows into a very attractive lesbian
i planted a lezbean two weeks ago and i have a beautiful lesbian now :p:p
pr-nounced lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. you have no idea why she’s teaching you about physical fitness when you can’t tell her back b–bs from her -ss, but somehow, she’s shouting at you “on the floor!! spread your legs!! on your back now!!!!” and getting paid for it.
“i be miss johnson. i teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back b–bs. i’m just a lezbean. aint my faut. mmmmmmm rape time!!!!!!”
a vegetable dish thats a favorite among dyk-s, that helps the ladies maintain healthy bowels.
nancy made the ladies a lezbean c-sserole.
we women need our lezbeans to keep us regular.
a lesbian, but in a subtle and nicer way to say it without offending someone.
she likes beans, lez beans!
slang for lesbian
your such a luvly lesbian

no sweetheart, i’m a lezbean