lezbo bomb
when a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay.
1. him, “excuse me can i by you a drink?”
her, “your cute and all but sorry i’m a lesbian!”
buddy,”dude she is so hot what happened?”
him, “man i can’t believe she dropped the lezbo bomb on me!”
2. him, “i really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other.”
her, “your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like i am totally a lesbian now!”
him, “d-mn girl when did that happen? thanks for dropping the lezbo bomb on me!”
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