LGOPS


little groups of paratroopers (lgops)

the rule of lgops

after the demise of the best airborne plan, a most terrifying effect occurs on the battlefield. this effect is known as the rule of the lgops. this is, in its purest form, small groups of p-ssed-off 19 year old american paratroopers. they are well trained. they are armed to the teeth and lack serious adult supervision. they collectively remember the commander’s intent as “march to the sound of the guns and kill anyone who is not dressed like you” – or something like that.
-csm. sir, our troopers have landed.

-gen. well gather the forces and head to that bunker and pick up any lgops on the way.

-csm. sir, yes sir

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