li rick il
a big man with a small p-n-s, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. in some instances, a ‘li rick il’ will have both male and female genitalia.
susan: “oh god, last night i went home with a total li rick il..”
emily: “that’s a shame, at least it’s over now”
susan: “i suppose, i mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!”
emily: “don’t worry suze, today we’ll go find you a real man with a c-ck bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune.”
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