Liam Neeson
the epitome of epic. 62 years old and can still kill everyone in sight without thinking twice. and not bad looking, either. the old guy everyone looks up to. liam neeson tops chuck norris.
he kicks b-tt while he kicks b-tt, and never gets his b-tt kicked. he is pure jesus on a stick. liam neeson is a gift from g-d
ex) liam neeson is the most amazing guy on this planet.
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the epitome of the term “bad-ss.” one who can overcome any obstacle while kicking large quant-ties of -ss. someone who is unstopable.
considered as the second-coming by some due to his lack of humanly characteristics. this mainly results by the percentage of -ss he kicks compared to the times that his -ss is kicked (which is none). against unbeatable odds, he always wins, and kicks -ss while he is doing so.
while he is not kicking -ss he is typically supporting human and animal rights.
the a-team: liam neeson is seen directing bradley cooper in flying a tank.
taken:
liam neeson goes to europe and kicks unbelievable -ss.
clash of the t-tans:
liam neeson plays zeus.
see any movie featuring liam neeson to see for yourself
to punch and or chop someone in the throat or neck with the unique skills you have acquired over a long career.
to cause bodily harm to those who have taken things from you.
when i found the people who took my daughter, i liam neesoned them into submission.
the biggest bad-ss know to man. known to throat punch and inside knee kick a person from time to time and is never scared to kill a person.
this guy at mcdonald’s messed up my order so i liam neesoned his -ss in the throat.
one of the most bad-ss actors currently in existence. he is currently ranked somewhere between brad pitt and clint eastwood on the bad-ss scale. whether it’s rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apesh-t albanians, or fighting off f-cking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the f-ck does that?), liam neeson has got your f-cking back.
the president: where is she?! where is my daughter?!
chief of security: sir, i’m going to be frank, it doesn’t look good. she’s currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherf-cking wolves as attack dogs.
the president: -shakes head, whispers- dear god.
chief of security: mr. president, there’s only one man we know who could infiltrate the base…
the president: -incredulous- liam neeson?! -thinks, hesitates- make the call.
chief of security: -picks up bright red phone, waits for answer- mr. neeson, your country needs you.
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