Liar Liar
a name given to somebody partaking in the act of lying.
a consequence of becoming a, “liar, liar,” is finding your pants spontaneously combusting into flames.
lando: “yo, i’m not a judas.”
pete: “liar liar, pants on fire.”
lando: “ah, good point my good sir, could you please extinguish my trousers?”
pete: “no…you bl–dy traitor.”
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