liberal bigot
a person who claims to be liberal but still says and thinks bigoted things.
person: “i support gays/gay marriage” -some time later- “there’s so much crazy stuff going on in schools these days, kids are already bis-xual in middle school”
me (thinking): “so you support h-m-s-xuality but still treat it like it’s an abnormal kink only to be embraced by those who are over 21? sounds like an oxymoron, like a liberal bigot…”
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