Library Googly Eyes
after hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeb-lls keeps crossing and you can’t stop it.
signs of library googly eyes:
1. you walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. the person under the desk is napping.
3. you see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. you make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. you see them trying to google” how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home.”
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