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  literally, “the actualization of the funk, rather than its potential.” its something about the music that gets into your soul. it is what powers the bop gun. it is the ant-thesis of the placebo syndrome in other words, its when the music reaches its ultimate climax and becomes the best that it can be, a […]

• piranha pout

  trout pout cosmetically inflated lips, that surround crooked snaggleteeth. her ridiculously swollen, collagen injected lips were retracted in a smile to reveal rows of jagged teeth – reminding one of not a trout, but a carnivorous piranha fish. ‘the thought of her “piranha pout” anywhere near any part of his anatomy terrified him’.

• Pishkin

  when a woman is sitting on the toilet, urinating, and a man puts his p-n-s in her mouth expecting f-ll-t–. after drinking a great deal of beer veronica was looking forward to a good pee when suddenly her boyfriend coaxed his c-ck into her mouth. she was not in the mood for a pishkin!

• speed bombing

  when you defacate out the window of a tractor-trailer and it lands on a p-ssing vehicle. a ten car pile up was the result of speed bombing

• speedink

  (noun) 1.the sport of drinking while wearing a speedo bathing suit. usually done in a group setting. 2.the “outline” of a person’s “package” seen while wearing a speedo. i am excited to speed-nk with amy this weekend.

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