licking stamps
to pay lots of taxes and bills or partic-p-te fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-my cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-no thanks, i prefer to live with no overhead. that cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
not sure what is going on here
what’s the best time you’ve ever had licking stamps?
when it was with someone elses tongue (eblog:from texas)
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