licktard
a f-cktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other -ssociated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.
kevin; i just ate out brittney spears!
pink; you’re a godd-mn licktard, wait isn’t she your ex.
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