Lidentity
a false ident-ty made up of lies and tall-stories created by people to attract attention and mask their mediocrity.
emo-kids are a prime example; 9/10 cases, their lives are problem free and they just say their lives are cr-p to get attention.
“sh-t, dude. mikey’s been slitting his wrists again. his dad bullies him constantly.”
“bullpies; his dad’s a great guy and devout christian. mikey’s got a lident-ty”
“pete wentz attempted suicide, he must have some serious problems.”
“can it, douchebag. he’s in a super-successful multi-platinum band and he’s dating ashlee simpson. his life’s way better than mine’ll ever be!”
“sheesh, talk about lident-ty.”
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