Lie back and think of England
‘advice’ given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable s-x, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.
apparently the phrase began in edwardian england, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about s-x. basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
no matter geographical location, ‘england’ should always be used- don’t go about saying ‘lie back and think of ‘murica’ or ‘lie back and think of india’. people will think you’re a right ninny.
sue: ugh, brian’s convinced me to sleep with him tonight.
anna: you’ll be fine… just get it over with. lie back and think of england.
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