life
life’s too painful to describe. sorry folks 🙁
you live… you die… the end.
that’s life
a tatoo that shows the pang of reality, black and loopy letters with unknown symbols on the fingures to show meaning and pointlessness.
life is a bowl of …
a s-xually-transmitted, terminal disease.
the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. i mean, life is tough. it takes up a lot of your time. what do you get at the end of it? a death! what’s that, a bonus?!? i think the life cycle is all backwards. you should die first, get it out of the way. the you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. you work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an -rg-sm!!
uff… now that’s what life should be!!
life’s a test….. do you p-ss?
at age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.
at age 12, success is…having friends.
at age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.
at age 20, success is…having s-x.
at age 35, success is…having money.
at age 50, success is…having money.
at age 60, success is…having s-x.
at age 70, success is…having a driver’s license.
at age 75, success is…having friends.
at age 90, success is…not peeing in your pants.
a terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
don’t take life to seriously. you’ll never get out of it alive
whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.
are you ready for a change?
life is ____
the only thing you’ve got, in the end.
have fun
cherish it as best you can.
i get up at five in the morning. i fight traffic. i bust my hump all day, i fight traffic again. then i pay my taxes – the end.
i have a tough life…
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