life 101
things that life taught you, often at your expense.
john : “hi, anna, how are you ?”
anna : “not so good… this morning i stubbed my toe. then i spilled coffee on my blouse, i had to change clothes. of course, i missed my bus and was late for this very important meeting.”
john : “yeah, mornings suck, that’s life 101.”
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