Life Abortion
life abortion
– 1 part tequila
– 1 part sloe gin
– 1 part malibu
– 1 part absolut mandarin
– 1/2 part o.j.
directions:
make in batch serve as shots.
result:
you get crunk.
occasion:
weddings, bachelor/bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank life abortions© all night.
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