Life Booker
someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (ex. someone who shows you pictures all of the time, p-sses notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
dude chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that i didn’t even want to see.
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