life-lie sentence
when the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.
convicted murderer to public defender: “you did nothin’ for me man… i’ll spend my entire life in prison!”
public defender to convicted murderer: “chill dude, you’ll be out in eight years… judge gave you a life-lie sentence!”
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