Life Pain


the emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. things that contribute to life pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.
so today my wife tells me she’s leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and i found out my kid is snorting more c-ke than scarface. yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. how’s yours?
(lahyfpeyn) – noun: a term to quantify the amount of anguish and torment present in your life. usually expressed on a scale of 1-10, although other scales can be used. sometimes also referred as a being’s lifepain index.
– “how you doing today man?” “my lifepain is high, fml!”

– “ugh, on a scale of 1-10 my lifepain is an 11 today.”

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