life sucks and then you die
life sucks , then you die.but first life rapes you up the -ss and slits your throat and leaves you to die.then a gang comes along and beats the f-ck out of you and takes your wallet.then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.and then , if your lucky , you die.
life’s a b-tch and she’s back in heat…yup.. life sucks and then you die …
the cold, hard truth. that and 42.
example i-
person 1: “man…why is everything so complicated and difficult?”
person 2: “no one knows man….all we know is life sucks and then you die. that and 42.”
example ii- (subtle version)
person 1: “this is effing r-t-rded!”
person 2: “don’t worry, you’ll die sooner or later.”
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