life tap


verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the t-st-cl-s by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same t-st-cl-s.
my friend said he was gonna life tap me. he then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! i backed off, and thought he just grazed me. he then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my t-st-cl-s and an intense ache came on too!

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