Life Without a Helmet
bronx, ny – based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts joe, matt, dave and jr. they discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the zombie apocalypse to the length of joe’s ball sac. they often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. fans are encouraged to post questions on their facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly urban definition.
derp- “hey jamie, do you listen to life without a helmet? i hear they are available on itunes!”
jamie- “yeah, i do. even though one of them wants to sodomize davinci’s mouth.”
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