lifeguard dat hoe
when a girl is giving you a bl-w j-b in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you c-m in her mouth as she drowns. then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your c-m.
stephen: did you lifeguard dat hoe
christian: yeah, she was chocking up water
stephen: lol, thats hillarious
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