lifelife
a s-xually-transmitted, terminal disease.
the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. i mean, life is tough. it takes up a lot of your time. what do you get at the end of it? a death! what’s that, a bonus?!? i think the life cycle is all backwards. you should die first, get it out of the way. the you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. you work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an -rg-sm!!
uff… now that’s what life should be!!
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life’s a test….. do you p-ss?
at age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.
at age 12, success is…having friends.
at age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.
at age 20, success is…having s-x.
at age 35, success is…having money.
at age 50, success is…having money.
at age 60, success is…having s-x.
at age 70, success is…having a driver’s license.
at age 75, success is…having friends.
at age 90, success is…not peeing in your pants.
a timed multiple choice exam – which most people end up failing.
“life is a b-tch, and then…”
the meaningless void between birth and death.
life’s a b-tch, and then you die.
a terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
don’t take life to seriously. you’ll never get out of it alive
a phenomenon i found myself in one day. by no other means shall i try to explain it.
my life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
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