Liferfag


someone who has a real life. often used in a derogatory way by those who don’t have a real life and are therefore jealous.

a “real life” is const-tuted by having a girlfriend, an active social life, getting laid on a regular basis etc.

frank: this 14 year old is flirting with me on msn.
silver: f-cking liferf-g.

danny: but i’m trying to only stick with one girl this time. there’s just so many to choose from.
elliott: grr.. he’s such a liferf-g.

brett: i guess i’m a semi-liferf-g.
jamie: i would probably be a liferf-g if i didn’t live in a barbarian village with like 3 f-cking people in it.

molk: i’m the complete opposite of a liferf-g. i have no life.

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