life’s a beach
a smart way of saying “life is a b-tch!”. someone who has oppressed anger and fed up with life, yet at the onset wants to look normal, would use a phrase like that. gives the connotation that the user of the phrase is very happy-go-lucky, but on closer examination one realizes that the user is going through a hard time.
heard it in one of the sayings “s-x, booze, rock and roll; weed, speed and birth control; life’s a beach and then you die; so f-ck the world and let’s get high”
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