Lifetime friends


women who share everything with each other. differs from beaches in that lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle compet-tion to determine who has been victimized most. nearly every sentence in a conversation among lifetime friends begin with “i.”
those girls seem like beaches, but they are really pity-seeking lifetime friends.

did those lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?

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