Lifetime Movie Syndrome
fatal syndrome leading to the sudden death of any individual who has been subjected to ridiculously cheesy films with t-tles so lame they should be illegal. also known as lms.
my mom watched 3 lifetime movies yesterday and got lifetime movie syndrome. she’s no longer with us.
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