lift one cheek
when seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to p-ss gas.
“i got really uncomfortable during his speech–it got so bad i had to lift one cheek.”
“the dog was in the room, so i was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn’t looking.”
Read Also:
- Faggfest
an area that appears to be dominated by f-ggs or people acting too loud, crazy, or gay. “thats a big f-ggfest over there”
- Goiânia
goiânia (often abbreviated to gyn or go) is the capital of the state of goiás, located in the central-western region of brazil. it’s a planned city like brasília and belo horizonte, goiânia was founded on october 24, 1933 by pedro ludovico, the governor of the state of goiás at the time. the city, has a […]
- go hoop your forehead
jail term, to hoop is to smuggle drugs or parphenelia into a jail. hoop your forehead is to suggest you smuggle your own head up your -ss. go f-ck your hat, go hoop your forehead….hahaha
- God Hates Anal Sex
a group of individuals who believe that g-d hates all -n-l s-x and those whom allow -n-l s-x to exist (“-ssf-ck”). they do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of -n-l s-xual people, carrying signs stating that g-d hates -n-l s-xual people, and that the deceased person is going to h-ll for being […]
- AIDS Eye
when a crazy satanic christmas critters bear with aids rips your eye out of the socket and pees inside of your skull. guy 1: “whats up with the eye patch?” aids victim: “some crazy bear gave me the aids eye.” guy 1: “ouch!”