Ligamortis


to cover up an embarr-ssing moment by pretending to be injured.
graham (laughing): you went flying there marco, you shouldn’t have tried that shoulder charge.

marco: arrrgh my ligaments.

example 2:
uday: that’s it jay, you’re going in the figure 4 leg lock.

jay: arrrgh my ligaments.

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