ligger
an individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free food and drink – an arch blagger. popularised by the nme in the early nineties and possibly with it’s entomological roots in the fishing term for “baited line”.
“so who do you know at this party?”
“no-one, i’m just ligging.”
music slang. origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970’s
a person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of ‘how they met david coverdale,’ or ‘hung out with members of led zeppelin.
“i went back stage at the recent deep purple gig, but didn’t meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way”
a lazy person who hangs around during setup or soundcheck for a gig and doesn’t do anything useful. a backstage hanger-on. originally british rock and roll slang.
man, those liggers are in the way! somebody call security!
a racail slur for a left handed person, they often smell bad
a:dude i didn’t know you were a lefty
b: yea man i’ve been lefty my whole life
a: hey teacher, can i switch seats. i can’t focus next to this ligger. he smells horrible!
teacher: don’t use the l word in my cl-ss!
a lesbian african american female or lezbo n-gg-r.
the liggers next-door are a bunch of rug munching hood rats.
stupid little n-gg-r.
“wow, you’re little brother is ligger.”
the result when an african american person and a tiger conceive an offspring. tiger + n-gg-r. similar to the animal, the liger from napoleon dynamite.
you need to slow down, this is a ligger crossing.
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