Light Skinned Nigga

1. an african-american or ‘black’ person carrying an exceedingly inflated ego and an erroneous sense of superiority to other blacks based on the lack of melanin in their skin. character traits typically include; extreme vanity, narcissism, physical and emotional frailty, low intelligence; as their sense of ent-tlement relies on their looks rather than mental or academic rigor, a strong aversion to any strenuous physical labor that may mar or otherwise dirty their meticulously selected outfits (pajamas included), maintains an uncanny need to break into ch-r-ographed dance with little or no provocation, hoists canadian rapper drake as a champion to light skinned n-gg-s everywhere for his “white knight” tendencies towards women, etc. while both male and female light skinned n-gg-s carry the aforementioned traits, males are noted for being vastly more conceited, emotionally fragile, self-absorbed and obsessed with image than most women.

2. the ant-thesis of a “real n-gg-“. is delighted whenever their african-american heritage is not readily identified by other races.

3. blacks with lighter skin pigmentation. often cl-ssified as”house n-gg-s” due to their being the historical progeny of white male slave owners who – after having raped black female slaves – were -ssigned the task of house servants to whites during days of slavery; a fact many light skinned n-gg-s secretly take pride in, and no doubt thank “white jesus” for every morning and night.
white person: hey jerome, is ronnie alright? i saw him crying in the bathroom.

dark-skinned person: he just started listening to “take care” by drake. he’s a light skinned n-gg-, so he’s probably gonna be awhile.

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black person #1: “yo dawg, you hear about that chris brown sh-t?”

black person #2: naw man, what happened?

black person #1: “he beat the brakes off rihanna!”

black person #2: “d-mn! again? the f-ck happened this time, rihanna jack a pair of his skinny jeans again?

black person #1: “nah, apparently this time rihanna was wearin a shirt that clashed with the color shoes chris was rockin.”

black person #1: “them light skinned n-gg-s, i tell you son.”

black person #2: “real talk…”
light skinned n-gg-s are the freshest part of the black community. they usually come from a household with a black parent and a white parent, giving the offspring the perfect mix of skin tones, thus making them immune to any form of racism. light skinned n-gg-s are usually more accepted in the modern community than the typical, fully cooked black person. they pull more females and dress better with ease. they can have any hairstyle they want to, listen to whatever music they want to and dress however they want to, without being judged as trying to jump races. everyone is jealous of a light skinned n-gg- somewhere in their heart. if you’re a light skinned n-gg-, you’re probably h-lla dope.
notable light skinned n-gg-s include drake, lucien laviscount, j.cole, theo walcott and lewis hamilton.
white person #1: look at that light skinned n-gg- over there, look at how many girls are gawking at him!
white person #2: d-mn, i wish one of my parents was black!

black person #1: yo my n-gg-, check out that light skinned piece of -ss over there my n-gg-!
black person #2: oh sh-t n-gg-, that b-tch was cooked to perfection!

white partner: i can’t wait till we have children, because they’ll be the perfect children!
black partner: oh sh-t babygirl, if i hit it raw, you’re aborting that n-gg- or else i’mma up and leave yo’ -ss.