light switch lesbian
when a guy approaches you at the club but you don’t wanna talk to him so you turn on the “light switch” and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
me: creeper alert!
friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
guy: hey!
me: (to friend) i’m sorry baby did you need something
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