lightbulb crackpipe


a utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
“i lost my regular crackpipe so i had to make a lightbulb crackpipe”
“did it work?”
“i have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don’t i?”

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