lighthouse management
the lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. result: project goes nowhere.
manager: why is that in red?
staff: it’s the customer requirement.
manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
Read Also:
- Urophagia
the act of drinking someone else’s or your own urine. it is rarely used in times of dehydration, usually used when in a survival scenario (bear grylls). often during or before s-xual acts. “hey man i totally drank some chicks p-ss last night, it was awesome!” “thats pretty gross man, i dont think you should […]
- Bendran
a teenage boy named “brendan” given the nickname by his awesome friends. this person, how ever is an —hole. he steals your kills, laughs at anything, and is obsessed with spartans! otherwise, i guess he koo’ (sort of). bendran’s are usually talented at making you feel bad about yourself and making you want to kill […]
- Princess Bitchface
when someone, a girl or guy, gets offended with another and then makes a huge issue out of it and tells everyone except the person who they’re angry/upset with. this syndrome can last for months at a time and is usually followed by some narcissistic excuse for the drama and a proverbial eulogy of a […]
- IceJJfish
daniel mcloyd, known more famously by the alias icejjfish, is an american internet personality, singer, songwriter, rapper, dancer, and cover artist from aurora, illinois. born july 20, 1993, mcloyd grew to internet fame posting a number of song covers and originally written music of himself singing off-key, often discordantly swaying between high and low pitches. […]
- Ballvery
a combination of the words “b-lls” and “bravery”. a more extreme version of courage. that took ballvery. my act of ballvery failed.