Lightning Incident
when you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but i love ashley more than i love sarah. i just had to dump her.
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