lightsocket
the act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the d-ck hole with extreme force. then urinate, with the barbed wire in the p-n-s hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)
life sucks so much i’m going to lightsocket myself tonight.
s-xual term where you plug it in.
i screwed that light socket!!
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