Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch
southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
jim: what did the professor discuss in cl-ss today?
jed: man, i don’t know. i sat in my chair “like a hog looking at a wristw-tch” for the entire lecture!
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