Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball
a phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
the phrase originates from new zealand.
connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, “like a monkey having s-x with a basketball.”
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