Like My Uncle
when you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched b-tts when we had s-x.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- no sick f-ck.
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