likeaphobia
a fear of when you are stalking someone’s facebook profile, and accidently liking and commenting on that’s person picture. this phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on facebook
-scrolling through bikini pics 🙂 2012-
-switch pictures-
-like photo? yes-
you: f-ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-unlike photo, delete friend and block communications-
next day
girl: so, it says you liked one of my pictures on facebook?
you: i haven’t been on facebook in months. it must have been my brother, i leave the tab open…glitch in the matrix?
likeaphobia ruined my life.
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