Liked Her in Print
when you meet someone through a social networking site like facebook, mysp-ce etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.
dave: “so dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from facebook?”
tony: “yeah man but she talked like rosie perez so i only liked her in print.”
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