likestalk


the act of stalking a person on facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. people most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the “popular” kids at their school. often done by refreshing the person’s page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the “top news” and “most recent” feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, tv, cell phone, house phone and ipod.
john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker

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