lil wayne

accidentally shot himself in the chest once.
and that’s the d-mn truth! look it up if you don’t believe me!
one of main reasons hip-hop is dead. anybody who knows the foundation of hip-hop will agree. all his rhymes consist of wannabe punchlines. the thing is, he notes the obvious in his rhymes. “im _____ like _______.” wow, lil wayne can put 2 n 2 together. big f-ckin deal. call me a hater, but you know im tellin the truth. his flow is weak cuz like i said, its all the same shii.

lil wayne is a hott rapper. meanin he sells records. but to consider him a great rapper, is bullshii. and like most “rappers” nowadays, he only talk about money, gurlz, cars n clothes. dont you think dat shii is old? start listenin to hip-hop that has lyrical meaning, like what it was originally founded and grew on.

ex. – nas, common, mos def & talib kweli, lupe fiasco, kanye

jus a few to name. dont forget the legends.
“i get ______ like ________.”
“i’m so _______ like ________.”

lil wayne’z flow.

get off his diq. i kno im not good-lookin, but to me, dat nigguh look like a c-ckroach.
lil wayne – 1. whoopie goldberg’s twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret -ss lovers with “his daddy,” bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest “lyricist” with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repet-tive wack as h-ll type flow. 5. lame rap “artist” mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. h-m-erotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap “artist” with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many -ss rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the c-ck. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn’t even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a sh-t-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hard-ss who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of b-tch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin’ new orleans, baby’s lil f-g
c-m in my dreds, my -sshole is sore
my n-gg- birdman h-rny so i’m a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse c-ck
when birdman’s skeetin’ i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i’m a p-ssy
tryin’ to be hard but i’m soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to “keep it real,”)
the least consistent rapper alive! dude has great lyrics like, ” i have no brain i am r-t-rded!” “i’m so high i could eat a star!” “this is lil weezy, they cannot see me, they are like stevie!” great stuff right? dude is only sellin well cause people like someone that has the lyrical flow of a rock. papoose would murder him.
“yo lil wayne is so good mad props yo!!”-seven year old prebuisant boy
“his lyrics suck, he’s slow, he has no flow and i hate his voice.”-me
“yo you just a hater!! stop hating you hating hater!!”-seven year old
“great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace.”-me
probably the biggest contributor to hip-hop’s death today, maybe with the exception of soulja boy. he’s got tattoos of c-m, dripping down his face. he’s got a ho-rs- voice, but a hamster p-n-s. the reason for his voice is because, like his rhymes, lil’ wayne sucks d-ck. he can’t touch or even come close to real emcees like rakim or nas, although -due to his s-xuality- he’d probably like to do both of those things.
lil wayne:

his name’s “weezy”, the sleazy, cheesy rapper. it pleases him when his boyfriend skeezes in his greazy cr-pper. he gives rap a bad name cuz’ all his raps are the same. all his raps are lame, and he looks like a dame. he’s got cheddar, but only because some folks just don’t know better. a woman once wanted to f-ck him, but he wouldn’t let her. he told her he was saving himself for birdman, and that once they were married, they’d change their names to lil’ stain and t-rdman. his pubic hair dreads hang down past his face, another man’s -ss is his favorite place. he makes a milli here, makes a milli there, puts a w-lly here, takes a w-lly there. he shoves a w-lly here, loves a w-lly in his rear, he’s really just a queer, livin’ in fear. he shoves a w-lly there, loves a w-lly in the derriere, you can tell from his hair, that’s no man, there’s a fairy in there.

he’s a willionaire.
aka weezy f-ckin baby, and i mean that in a verbal way.

an overrated, most mainstream piece of sh-t that ever picked up a mic. a man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same sh-t in everysong such as hoes, b-tches, money, cars, and other rich sh-t. someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne d-ck rider. his freestyles are sh-t and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. made 4 alb-ms and didnt get one of them published. has beef with gillie da kid who exposed the son of a b-tch perfectly. would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for sh-t. calls himself the best rapper alive, but j. holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by mos def, talib kweli, nas and even old school rappers.
me: lil wayne f-ckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.

wayne d-ck rider: wtf are you talking about? wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!

me: if you call dumb metaphors and r-t-rded punchlines hip hop then you are f-cked in the head.
what george w. bush was to the world, lil wayne is to the rap game.

shot himself accidentally one time at 12 years old. i mean dur, hey idiot, what are you doing playing with a gun? leave it the f-ck alone if you don’t know how to handle it r-t-rd.

he’s beefing with his former ghost writer gillie da kid for exposing him as the fake he is… hey lil wayne, if you’re the best rapper alive, then gillie just takes it to a whole new level huh? i mean he wrote mostly all of your sh-t for the carter iii.

he has many fans everywhere who would make my point about something being seriously wrong with today’s weed. it’s like it subliminally makes you think lil wayne is the sh-t or something. of course it also makes you r-t-rded so anytime anyone tells them lil wayne sucks, they retaliate with the usual “you a hater” line, and can never really say anything intellectual to back up their whole “opinion” on why they think lil wayne is the best. don’t believe me? look at all these definitions on lil wayne here that are on his side. all of them are “f-ck y’all haterz”. i mean wow, i know you’re stupid but at least learn to spell correctly.

he can freestyle? oh yeah, free styling is easy when you know the lyrics xd, but then, hmm, that’s not really a freestyle is it?

he collabs with every other aspiring artist today, which pretty much f-cks up their careers afterwords. one wonders how he is in la one hour and appears in memphis the very next… does he have some gay twin or…
george w. bush and lil wayne- the worst things to happen in the history of their trades.

b-tch, you weren’t sh-t without gillie da kid, you better start kissing his -ss, but not literally. and don’t try to kiss him in the mouth either cause he will kill your -ss… oh yeah, dumb-ss, you shot yourself in the stomach, not the brain but um… find other names to name your solo alb-ms other than your last name ok?

you need to guest host on “home makeover” to make a home for all your d-ck riding fans out there, so they can have a safe haven from all the real n-gg-s out there, because we can’t go on another day tolerating people who tell us you’re the best rapper alive. better yet, make it a school so they can learn to say smart sh-t, instead of “you a hater”.

get a life. no, shut up, killing hip-hop is no life b-tch, you should go to jail for that, and one day, there will be a law saying no wack sh-t shall be played on the radio. and then what the f-ck are you going to do? so go to college with all “your” money, your in quotation marks because you basically stole it with your foul mouth lies, learn something useful and come back as a successful lawyer or something.

if you’re not going to do that, leave other artist’s alone. go collab with other wack artists like justin bieber but n-body we like, like kevin rudolph or electrik red.

and you better not try to kiss me for writing this you f-g.

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