Limoshlong


extra-ordinarily long p-n-s (in excess of 10 inches). a person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a ‘stretched’ limoshlong.
person 1: “d-mn that’s one long shlong”
person 2: “it’s a limoshlong”

alternatively…

person 1: “care to see my new stretched limoshlong?”
person 2: “no”

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