limp defender
the state of a man’s p-n-s that is in-between the hard and soft state. during this time the p-n-s is hard enough to defend the scr-t-m sac, but limp enough to dangle around. the male’s hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. the reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his s-xual thoughts or something of the sort. for example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.
bob: “im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school”
bob’s boss: “hey kid get your head out of your -ss. we have work to do”
bob: “well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so i have a limp defender”
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