limp-dick hand
when a f-g with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby p-n-s, specifically a f-g named marcus, while another friend, specifically one named judson, recalls s-xual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
d-mn, at rehearsal today, marcus totally had a limp-d-ck hand.
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